St. Pete, Florida. Grand Plaza Beach Hotel, fourth floor, beach-facing room, at sundown.

I only wish I could share with you the breathtaking colors that danced in that sky.
It is undoubtedly where I plan on having my honeymoon.

(I swear, even listening to hilarious abridged Shakespeare has affected my brain/writing. I tried reading fanfic after it, ( Read more... )

Because Writer's Block was being a douche, and repeatedly eating my entry, here it is by itself:

Today's Haiku day,
I refuse to write one, though,
Haikus are for hicks.

Also, the best Haiku ever written about my school:

I love [school's nickname]
Everyone here is so nice
Oh God, I'm on fire.
(The funniest part is that someone has caught on fire at my ( Read more... )

I don't necessarily trust one over the other, but I do sure enjoy the Colbert Report more.